Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Repairs

Probe 1323 - Human Codename 'Crona'
We note with approval your swift reply to our order, as well as your acknowledgement of your recent excesses.
However, you have once more failed to provide any information on the whereabouts of the Delayer as ordered. You ask why it is necessary that you be required to track him down, as you were assigned to the group tasked with his ambush and elimination at the last minute. The reason for your reassignment is none of your concern (a point that should need no stressing), nor is the fate of hapless consumables. This leads us into your second question. Yes, in order to ensure the proper flow of time, the 'piglet' (which we note with exasperation you have chosen to name 'George') will be returned to the lake to drown as it should have done. The delay of a few hours is inconsequential in the grand scheme of time, and the Continuum will naturally repair this minor discrepancy. At this time, emotions may have already begun to cloud your judgment, you may even now be considering some desperate act to save the creature out of 'compassion' or 'mercy'. When you return to the Body, you will remember that these things are illusions, mental constructs devised by lesser minds to explain the surging chemicals rushing through their fleshy, inefficient bodies.


1324 has informed us that there has been an unexpected delay, but 1322 will be arriving within moments. We expect a full and above all complete report after the time stream has been restored.


Signed and Notified by
THE PARLIAMENT OF THE CONTINUUM

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